elkaw:

fucking gordon ramsay

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slunky-mcgee:

Mother of God.

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Certain Doctor Who Phrases and how Olive Garden Customers React: An Experiment Done by a Server

twotabletaylor:

As a server, I did an experiment tonight, I was saying basically only Doctor Who quotes to my tables, some understood, others did not. These are a few of the phrases and people’s reactions:

[When greeting tables] "Oh hello! I’m The Doctor! I am here to help! Look, they gave me a badge with my…

I wanna be her.

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You want to be Professor Keating one day, you build a client base from the ground up, so shut up and learn.

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auburnrecluse:

I will never get over how young and adorable they both look in this readthrough. They look like college students who just woke for an early lecture.

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warbloggerofzillyhoo:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

smith-and-noble:

samandpatricks:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.

That is a liiiiittle bit creepy

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY

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oscar worthy

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Smile, or go to jail!

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